Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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