she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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