Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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