Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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