I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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