Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We're too hungover to prance.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
