I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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