It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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