what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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