I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she looked like the before picture.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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