so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
