just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I know her cup size but not her name....
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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