I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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