The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Everything about him screamed your future.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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