I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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