im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
