we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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