Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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