Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Say something about gay babies.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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