My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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