the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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