Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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