No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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