She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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