I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
