Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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