okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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