Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just forgot I was standing up.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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