It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
