My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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