Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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