did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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