found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
