We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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