I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
3pm strippers are depressing
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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