Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I don't think brook has ever known best
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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