it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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