Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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