Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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