So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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