I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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