tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Found your dick twin last night
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Text me some of your sweat
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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