i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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