if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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