It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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