The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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