i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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