i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
foreskin is a definite game changer
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
A bitchslap is in order.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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