you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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