if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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